Bagel Sex

Someone who, when horny and desperate, uses a bagel (usually microwaved) as a sex toy. They insert their penis into the hole.

'BRB, I'm going to go microwave a bagel and have bagel sex with it.'

by Sparklestiltzkin November 3, 2007

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bagel

two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner.

lady at dunkin donuts: how can i help you?
me: can i have a bagel?
lady at dunkin donuts: you mean two pieces of round bread, smashed together in a rude hushed manner? SURE!
me: thanks!!!!

by meggielouu March 10, 2012

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Bagel Fuck

When you fuck a bagel

How was that bagel fuck last night man?

by PlasticPeople December 23, 2008

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Beelo

A term coined from the movie "Borat." Refers to his mentally impaired brother Beelo. Anyone who is mentally challenged or impaired, and or exhibits any form of a physical disability.

1. Look, it's a Beelo, I feel so sorry for him.

2. Steven, don't make fun of the Beelo, not everyone was born as fortunate as we were.

by Shadow Wood October 14, 2009

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The most desired action of endearment. One is to receive this only after they have become exclusive in their relationship. When men receive this act of love they often moan, lick their lips, and beg for more. A woman performs this act of endearment by applying butter to a freshly toasted bagel and then delivering it to her significant other.

The smell of my wife's buttered bagel caused me to wake up before my alarm. That day was the best day of my life, I didn't even have to whisper in her ear... butter my bagel.

by keep_it_realistic May 16, 2012

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