bro's before ho's

Rule of life. Friends before females. Many males who become pussywhipped will break this rule by hanging with their girlfriend over hanging with their male friends.

John stayed home with Shannon instead of coming to the Super Bowl party his friends threw.

Brian told his girlfriend to screw off and wen tto the party, thereby adhereing to Bro's before Ho's.

by jdswtf July 20, 2008

Bedford

Extremely white collar,preppy and wealthy town roughly 45 minutes north of New York City in Westchester County, New York. Situated in between the infamous Greenwich, CT and Chappaqua, NY, Bedford has an extremely rural and New Englandy feel to it, containing farms with horses, large forests and rolling hills. Bedford is, however, far from your average rural town. Due to its relaxing atmosphere and close proximity to NYC and several large bodies of water, Bedford attracts the "rich and famous" and is considered to be one of the wealthiest towns in the United States. Residents include Glen Close, Chevy Chase, Mariah Carey, rapper DMX, billionaire George Soros, billionaire Donald Trump, billionaire Nelson Peltz, designer Ralph Lauren, designer Calvin Klein, designer Joseph Abude, Monica Lewinsky, and Susan Suranden. It seems at though the town is split 50/50: Jewish/WASP--the two groups are very different but get along fine. The average price for a home is over 1,000,000 dollars; many homes lie in estates of over 100 acres that entail lavish gates, swimming pools and sometimes even helicopter pads. Bedfordians are far less snotty, but equally as wealthy as Greenwhich or Chappaqua residents, as exemplified by the fact that most of the wealthy teenagers go to the local public high school. Residents under 18 drink way too much and are generally addicted to cocaine.

"Want to come to Bedford Golf and Tennis County Club with me?"
"It's a WASP golf course, I'm Jewish, they wont let me in. But you can come to the Jewish golf course Rockarimmin with me!"

"I just saw Ralph Lauren driving out of his estate on Guard Hill Road."

"Why does everyone in Bedford wear flip flops all the time?"

by Jaymoooooo April 13, 2006

mates before dates

to choose your friends over your girl/boyfriend.

usually used by a third party... "you should have come to leopolds's birthday party instead of her parent's wife swapping party, mates before dates."

or

"ofcourse i'm coming to leopolds's birthday party, mates before dates, right?"

by Tankman R. January 8, 2008

chicks before sticks

1. female version of bros before hoes
2. like chicks before dicks, but cleaner

"sticks" could be a synonym for dicks / penis

or the act of the vagina being stuck by a penis

Leave him hanging girl, you know it should be chicks before sticks!

by Cloudowner9 July 15, 2011

Pals Before Gals

The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.

Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...

Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!

by slicedalone July 7, 2010

Ovaries Before Brovaries

Like the term "chicks before dicks," only better.

I was gonna ask him to the dance, but since my best friend likes him too, I decided ovaries before brovaries.

by gnadeislehctumblrcom October 7, 2011

In before

In before is a term used to predict karma, it really only makes sense to people that use the term

Person 1: I’ve studied a lot, I’m expecting an A
Person 2: In before you fail
Person 1: *fails the test*

by (((h))) June 17, 2018