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douche beanie

The douche beanie is an article of clothing frequently worn by hipsters and their cousins the Weremoling. A douche beanie is a hat which is shaped like a fedora, but with a much smaller brim and should never be confused with the masculine version of the douche beanie (the fedora). Douche beanies can be seen on A list stars or the simple douche bag hipsters so common to cities. No hipsters wardrobe is complete without one.
The douche beanie can be seen in one episode of the office, on Justin Bieber and mannequins in high end hipster clothing stores.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter April 26, 2014
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beaniest

A form of the term bean. The person who is the beaniest is the person who us the biggest bean you know.
Tyler Joseph may be a bean, but Brendan Urie is the beaniest.
by TboneGaming May 7, 2018
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beaniesexual

Anna is beaniesexual

No I’m not, shut up
by TheDapperHat September 30, 2023
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Bennies

Benadryl. Commonly regarding Benadryl pills/tablets. Usually said for unconventional or illegitimate uses of the drug. Bennies can be taken for recreational purposes for their sometimes hypnotic effect from the drowsiness they provide. They can also be taken for perfectly reasonable and legit reasons such as relieving seasonal allergies.
I'm really bored.
>Pop a few bennies and you'll be having fun.

My nose is running a lot.
>A Benny or two would clear that up.
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Beanie

Beanie is that big forehead , that large head, that biggy wiggy, that head you wouldve never thought you would ever see
You got da BEANIE!!
by ohdsoqwcldebvli3qwbvc September 15, 2018
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Beanie

Beanie is a man of different words. Sender, d league player, and official bad ass who gets all the hoes. His stoke tank is so high you can't reach the top of that mothafucka. If you play chief keef or give Beanie an Altoid Hummer he may make your wishes come true.
Look at that girl shelby, she's the hottest in the grade and of course she's with BEANIE.
by COLOMANE BEANIE November 29, 2018
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Beanie hat

A teen girl afraid of sexual euphemisms in internet chat rooms.
When you're a teen girl girl talking to your family don't be afraid to be a beanie hat, under certain conditions of course.
by Uncle Dimma July 13, 2021
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