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bloking

the act of going out into public in search of attractive males ("blokes"), with the intention of potentially meeting a suitable mate. The act is often conducted along with the consumption of alcohol.

Much as men may go "creeping" or "wenching" for young women, women may go bloking for young men.
I'm sure my ex is out there creeping for girls right now. I might as well get drunk and go bloking and see if I can get laid, too.

My friend and I went shopping and bought sexy new clothes, so we decided to dress up and go bloking that night.
by DQsomethingdifferent August 14, 2011
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blocking the plate

When you only get to third base because she's dick tease.
I was gonna score but she was blocking the plate.
by Taint Blocker June 1, 2017
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Dry Blocking

Dry Blocking is the indirect form of cock blocking. Dry blocking is to cock blocking what dry snitching is to snitching.
I was working on this girl but my roommate was dry blocking me by watching TV in the living room.
by Hoody Allen March 12, 2010
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Cinder blocking

When a fat man slams his stomach on the top of a male or femals head while recieving a blow job.
Hey jed, dont't you know that bears love it when your cinder blocking them!

Shit! Im sorry Jenn! I didn't mean to tell everyone about me cinder blocking you into a coma.
by Brutal mf July 9, 2011
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Shift Blocking

The act of a boss or manager scheduling you for certain shifts so that you avoid working along side someone you are trying to have sex with. Cock blocking you by giving you bad shifts.
Man, there's this new girl at work who is so hot! But I never work with her, my manager is always shift blocking me.
by Shambles299 October 3, 2011
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Bedwars Blocking

When your friend wants to play Bedwars in Minecraft because their account is banned from Hypixel but you don't want to lend your account to them.
Marcus: Hey man, i wanna play Bedwars, can you lend your account to me
John: Nah man, I'm not about that life
Marcus: DUDE, stop Bedwars Blocking
by Jonez_Corones September 20, 2020
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server blocking

The act of preventing one to join a social server, usually in Discord, by making the owner or staff of the server prevent you from joining, rejoining, or being unbanned. This is usually in the form of convincing the owner or staff to ban said subject.
Subject: Hey there, I was wondering if I could be unbanned from server.

Server Owner/Admin: No, someone is server blocking you.
by waves7 April 3, 2021
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