moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".

"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".

by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008

Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!

Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!

by The Creep1 November 21, 2010

ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.

by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003

balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio

"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."

by heynow22 May 6, 2006

balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis

"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"

by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015

The Ballooning Effect

When you rip a huge fart and you can visibly see your pants or underwear balloon outwards.

Man, Karen tried to rip a silent fart but it didn't matter because we could all see the ballooning effect.

by donkeykonga January 27, 2019

Foreskin balloon

When your fucking a girl (or man) up the ass and they fart on your dick and it blows up your foreskin.

“Hey bro Libby give me a fucking foreskin balloon yesterday it was totally rad!”

by LTayl0rr December 15, 2022