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moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".
"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".
by mrs. stiteler October 27, 2008
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Bad Balloon

A sex-practice involving one party blowing into the opening of the penis (as with inflating a balloon) until the scrotum begins to inflate. It is then held there until climax is reached, at which time, the party releases the hold, & the air.

*WARNING: Do NOT try this!
Wow, she gave me one nasty Bad Balloon; my balls nearly exploded!
by The Creep1 November 21, 2010
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ghetto balloon

A plastic grocery bag that has been caught up in the wind and seems to float away. Also "Chinese ghetto balloon" are the pink variety.
by Mike Lowe July 11, 2003
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balloon knot

character on Bubba the Love Sponge show, on Sirius Satellite Radio
"Balloon Knot... I love you in a non-faggot way."
by heynow22 May 6, 2006
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balloon dick

When a male pinches the end of his foreskin whilst urinating to inflate his penis
"Declan did a balloon dick in my bathroom and got piss everywhere"

Mason - "i cant balloon dick anymore because i got circumcised"
by Bloon Dick February 10, 2015
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Balloon Fish

A fish that when born is instantly filled with helium from it's helios gland that makes it float up and fly out of the water due to being unable to breathe it dies and explodes it then releases millions of eggs which will hatch after a week and suffer the same fate.

Balloon Fish offspring are a exact clones of their parent.

If by chance the balloon fish is kept alive longer than a year nuclear fusion will occur inside it's Aurum (a special organ that only the balloon fish has) and gold will be produced which weighs down the fish so it can survive.
The Balloon Fish never got to produce the gold it needed to survive.
by #SaveTheBalloonFish November 4, 2013
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circus balloon

While fucking a woman she queefs and blows air into your dick whole and your cockhead swells up
Fuck, she gave me a circus balloon
by ooooohyaaaaah! April 1, 2010
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