A form of government-operation whereby you are guaranteed "level" or "fair overall" treatment if you are generous with your "checks" to bribe local/state/federal officials, or if you are sufficiently rich (i.e., you have a large enough "balance" in da bank) that said officials feel obliged to make special allowances for you.
We may ostensibly have a "checks and balances" system, but it never seems to help out "da little guy" very much.
by QuacksO January 1, 2019
Get the "checks and balances" systemmug. this is when 2 people named fahim and farhan have hardcore gay sex for at least 8 minutes (they have to penetrate each other at least once, and for each penetration, they have to excrete feces when the other person's penis is inside of them). then, they suck each others cocks until their mouths are lined with poop, and then passionately kiss. however, since this is the texas variant, they use guns (any gun, preferably long ones) instead of their penises, however penises can be allowed if it is used in combination with a gun. they also have to masturbate to balanced craftwars porn. not much is known about the hebrew edition part, but it is fortold in ancient welsh legend. after they kiss, with each other's poop in each others mouth, they have to pee and ejaculate in each others mouth, first, with somebody squatting down and holding their penis back between their thighs and then peeing/ejaculating, with the other person doing the same thing. then, the person with the smaller penis (usually fahim) will insert their penis into the other person's penis. however, for extra pleasure/freakiness, the person with the larger penis can insert their penis into the smaller penis's urethra instead. once the penis is in the other person's urethra, they pee in each other's urethras. after that, they passionately suck on each other's poop covered cocks once more and then kiss. make the urethra start bleeding beforehand for extra freakiness points! then they kiss again!
fahim: yo, are you down to do the Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kiss?
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
farhan: *taking off pants and pulling up bcw porn* yo bet, this time it's gonna last 5 hours!
by talukderlover98 May 8, 2024
Get the The Texas Variant of the Fahim x Farhan Balanced Craftwars: Overhaul, Hebrew Edition Kissmug. That feeling you get when that pussy done fucked you up and left you questioning all the other pussy you've had
by Weird Red November 23, 2021
Get the CHEMICALLY OFF BALANCEDmug. by yourdadaeeeeee March 13, 2019
Get the A little off balancemug. Expression that represents a state of ease and efficiency when dealing with work tasks. It describes someone who can effortlessly handle multiple responsibilities, smoothly navigate different projects, and meet deadlines without feeling overwhelmed. It refers to individuals who execute their duties flawlessly, stay focused, and remain calm in the face of challenging workloads. This expression symbolises the perfect combination of being efficient, composed, and successful in the professional world.
Heather was amazed as Conan was balancing on a cloud, effortlessly handling his own homework and helping with her assignments.
by _mynoduesp June 20, 2023
Get the Balancing on a cloudmug. by AdinbutimnotAdinimQuinn November 29, 2024
Get the balanced ratiomug. The world has been out of balance for a long time, and people have been walking around off balance. Getting in line won't make anything more balanced, since lines tend to tip a balance.
by Solid Mantis April 20, 2021
Get the Balancedmug.