A term derived from the infamous bail brothers, Seacan and Deacon Bail. Used to describe one or more of your family, friends, etc. that constantly makes plans to do something and then decide to bail on them at the last minute (sometimes without even letting you know they aren't going at all).
by C-Money$$ February 5, 2010

Taking a job at which you fail to perform, deflect any questions about what you're doing by getting offended at the questions, and just before you get completely nailed for not doing what you're supposed to do, you bail out... admitting nothing.
What happened to your former CTO? Oh, man, he pulled a Fail n' Bail like you wouldn't believe. I should have known, because when I asked him what he did all day, he said "I'm offended by the question," and then didn't answer it.
by Invictus Bastard July 7, 2010

by PlugUglyPaddy December 28, 2005

The act of meeting a female stranger in a public setting, usually where alcohol is served, with the intention of hooking up later on to have sexual intercourse, and once successful, immediately fleeing the female's abode after she has fallen asleep.
Dude 1: hey man, let's go to the bar and find some nasty whores. Dude 2: alright, you thinkin' about a pork n' bail? Dude 1: yea, i'm not looking for anything long-term. Dude 2: yep.
by Beauxgrass July 17, 2009

A call you set up with your friend to be made after a few minutes on a date, they need you and its an emergency. ..if the date is going well you decline, if the date sucks you have a valid excuse to bail
by derkalurk September 8, 2015

When you have unprotected sex with a female, and you leave right afterwards without any explanation!
I had no protection, and all I wanted was sex from this chick. So I decided I was just going to raw dog, and bail!
by Frogg March 1, 2004

"You still down for yoga tonight?"
"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."
"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
"Nah, sorry, I gotta bail."
"Awesome, I was gonna bail too! I'm glad we have such a strong millenial bail bond."
by paulbholt February 6, 2019
