The sexual act of sticking a hot metal rod (curling iron, heated pipe, etc) into someone's anus, thus toasting the inside of their anus.
Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.
Hence the term, Anus Bagel.
Upon removing said hot metal, their anus will look like a toasted bagel.
Hence the term, Anus Bagel.
by Spectre-Atlas December 14, 2015

person one: "dude that whore has no conscience. She's been fucking Travis AND Lenny and they don't even know it!"
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."
person two: "yeah she got herself into a real acid bagel."
by Mr. Tinker April 29, 2010

A sexual act in which a freshly baked bagel is first sprinkled with brown sugar then placed around the penis before copulation.
by GeoffItIs September 4, 2011

Talking for an extended period of time on one subject, so much so that it begins to lose its meaning and take on a completely different subject, or sub-subject.
person one "we sand bagel so hard"
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."
person two "I laugh when the bagel gets sandy"
person three "sand bagel."
by mmmmmm. yes. January 6, 2014

Sal "Hey Katy want to meet up for a drink later?"
Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".
Katy " sorry I'm meeting some random for a bagel and a fuck".
by DeliaDL April 17, 2017

When a hairy female decides to be aggressive and wear a strap on, so she can fuck a boy/girl in their anus. This is called bagel in the bush because the anus is the bagel and the hairy vagina.... well is the bush.
dude1: Why are you walking like that bro?
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
dude2: out of nowhere lexi decided to bagel in the bush me last night!
dude1: Yo, I get it. Sara did that to me last week, I couldn't walk for 3 days.
by sparroww October 1, 2011

