Two or more heterosexual males who have had genital to genital contact whilst partaking in a sexual activity involving at least one female. Contact may or may not be accidental.
Did you hear about Jacoby and Dustin? They convinced a fat chick to have a threesome and there dicks touched; they're bologna brothers now.
by DPree November 04, 2013
by joeogio February 04, 2011
Pedro: "Hey Jim what are you doing today"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"
Jim: "just going to go home and give Martha a nice bologna necktie"
by Paydrofell February 24, 2016
When the boys want to dock but they're all circumcised. Bologna to the rescue. Always cold. Warm bologna is weird. Simply touch tips and wrap bologna around both members firmly. Sauces can be used to adjust for skin tone.
Guy 1: So what's the plan tonight?
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
Guy 2: How about some bologna docking with the boys?
All together: Bologna docking WIT DA BOIZ?!
by MX5J6 March 25, 2022
by Jacksonz04 March 20, 2012
When he teabags you but his balls are so loose and saggy it feels like your face is being covered with a piece of bologna.
Last night Richard tried to spice up his sex life but instead of a teabag he gave Sandra bologna balls.
by Hero_ofthenight December 30, 2018
by LarryFromStateFarm August 29, 2022