Blister Sisters

When a lesbian becomes indoctrinated by a crone mother into the undevine sisterhood of blisterhood. The blisters come from a new hybrid herpes sexually transmitted interaction, but they also spread under the filth of lesbian fingernails. NO DIRECT CUNT BUMPING REQUIRED! The new blisters are taking over their brains similar to toxoplasmosis in animals, and fill them with a horny desire to fuck and spread their filth like dyke zombies.
Yo, the blister sisters are really taking over this side of town.

Haley hasnt been the same since that one doped and fingerraped her in the bathroom of the club.

Yeah, she's a blister sister now.
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by TakoTulpa November 21, 2023
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dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
by porktron 3000 October 29, 2013
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Dick-blister

Something or someone who takes the joy out of life.
I hate working with that guy, he's a total dick-blister.
by dave&frank September 28, 2017
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blister season

Spring. Specifically, the part of spring where you first start wearing heels and sandals without socks.
Judith, do you have a band-aid? Normally I carry some around during blister season, but I just ran out because I'm wearing these snug but gorgeous Manolo Blahniks.
by linguishionista March 30, 2009
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blister pussy

The squelchiest, slimiest, grimmest, most rotten zombified horse coochie that oozes a moist gumple clopping phlegm. Typically has puss pockets that pringle at the first touch.
Bro, she DEFINITELY has a blister pussy.

It’s dripping that orange juice cream again.
by Panda Berries January 11, 2022
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Nipple Blister

When your nipples poke through your shirt/bra
Damm that girl Nicole got a NIpple Blister and it's hot.
by Chinklovers69Jo May 12, 2017
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Deafining Blister

when a male ejaculates inside someones ear so much the eardrums get covered deafining the person and the outside of the ear gets blisters from constant friction from the penis
all those deafining blisters last night left me deaf and my ear throbbing
by March 24, 2024
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