the best kind of sex and the best present ever. when your girlfriend/ boyfriend/ wife/ husband/ fiance/ your one night stand has sexual intercourse with you on your birthday
baby for my birthday this year I'd love to have birthday sex with you.
what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex
what are you doing on your birthday? sorry the mrs is coming over to give birthday sex
by smoked fish February 17, 2017
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when one reaches to wipe their ass after taking a shit and the toilet paper is clean. no need to wipe twice... thats a birthday shit.
by x-man182 June 19, 2011
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Any type of long lasting gum like 5-Gum, Stride, Trident, etc. that you receive as a birthday present. When you chew that gum good luck will happen to you. Make sure you hide it in a safe place, remember you only have a limited amount so use it wisely.
Friend: You look like your having good luck today.
You: Yeah! I'm chewing birthday gum!
Friend: Wanna share some?
You: Imagine!
You: Yeah! I'm chewing birthday gum!
Friend: Wanna share some?
You: Imagine!
by VuduDesigns November 28, 2012
Get the Birthday Gum mug.the day that you actually celebrate your birthday. it may acutally be on anniversary of your birht or it could be two weeks later. it doesn't matter.
person one: hey what are we doing for your birthday?
person two: nothing i have work that day but we are going to six flags on my birthday day
person one: awesome i am so there
person two: nothing i have work that day but we are going to six flags on my birthday day
person one: awesome i am so there
by ZarahMarieS April 21, 2008
Get the birthday day mug.a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.
by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009
Get the Birthday britches mug.A mini-midlife crisis suffered by someone around the vicinity of their birthday.
Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.
Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.
Symptoms may include paranoia, aggression, grumpiness, obnoxiousness, an inflated sense of self worth, general annoying behavior.
Generally causes by the realization of turning another year older, but can sometimes be brought on by the odd actions of friends attempting to plan a surprise party.
It's the time of year that Matt starts to act like a right fool, talking himself up, acting like he's all that. Wait, it's nearly his birthday - he's having another birthday breakdown!
Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.
Sally's friends are acting so weird around her, she's starting to have a birthday breakdown.
by Stephii Mendez January 28, 2009
Get the birthday breakdown mug.A week long 'festival' surrounding a persons birthday. Typically celebrated by egocentric people who are still small children, and think their birthday of such importance that it should be celebrated with a week.
P1: "My birthday gras has started yay!"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"
P2: "I thought your birthday was next week"
P1: "I am so special that I need a week to celebrate my birth"
P2 (to self): "What a loser"
by Anon7465835 March 14, 2010
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