Daughter’s birthday

A time to NEVER piss someone off

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 05, 2020

Birthday britches

a lot like the birthday suit, birthday britches are when you wear a shirt on your upper body while leaving your lower body completely bare.

I think Mr. Smith is getting senile because the other day he got his mail in his birthday britches.

by Vollmer87 January 27, 2009

Birthday Spackle

Covers all the holes you missed. Often related to a HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD!!!

Me: OMG Its a happy Belated birthday card!
you: Yes it is!
Me It's like Birthday Spackle!!
You: Yea it covers all the holes you missed!!!!

by TheCullenAddictionAdmin April 22, 2010

birthday case

A 24-case of bottled beer used for someone's 24th birthday celebration. It is ideally a replacement for a typical birthday cake, and its presentation commences singing and blowing out candles on the case for wish-making.

What kind of cake did you get for your birthday?

What am I, 5? I got a birthday case of pumpkin ale instead...you can't get wasted on birthday cake, pussy.

by Fuchs it up October 24, 2011

Fatou's birthday

Today is your birthdayyyyyy. sOoOoOo. HaPpY hApPy BiRthHdAy ToDaY iS yOuR sPeCiAl DaY oPeN uP yOuR pReSeNtS aNd BlOw ThE fLaMe AwAy Happy birthday best friend! Im having so much fun hanging out with you and making lip glosses! Being with you makes me feel warm and happy instead of sad or depressed. You reallya er the best friend ive been looking for. Ive always wanted a friend like those TV shows and you made my dream come true! Hope this day is amazing! From your lip gloss buddy, classmate, crazy best friend,

MiA

whats today? Its Fatou's birthday one of the best times of the year !

by That_One_Girl_Mia_ January 29, 2020

Birthday BJ

it pretty much explains itself, a blowjob (BJ) that you get as a birthday gift...try your luck out, guys!

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering i

Matt: Hey, Laura, it's my birthday you know...so i was wondering if i can get a birthday bj?

Laura: Ew! No! sicko...

by Endless_Echo October 12, 2008

Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009