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by AFuckingMotherFucker July 25, 2011
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Get the Alonso mug.Being single and/or alone and loving it. Alonewesomeness is a state of mind that rejects the traditional moping and angst of being alone at a given time and adopts a fun disposition towards it.
I didn't feel like going to that party Saturday night, I just stayed home and {had a bath/read a book/played videogames the whole night/other fun activity} (delete as appropriate). It was alonewesome!
by Pantoflas November 26, 2011
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by Yoyokyut June 7, 2021
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"oh yeah i forgot he is alone-iab"- hanna
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