australian eskimo

The act of making a woman orgasm using nothing but your nose.

A 'down under' version of an Eskimo kiss

Look at that guys nose, I wouldn't mind him giving me an Australian Eskimo

by mragon April 18, 2016

Australian Dragon

The act of performing oral sex on a partner, immediately after consuming the spiciest foods you can.

That Australian Dragon you gave me burnt so good, it's like fire in my down under.

by MizzJaneDoe May 14, 2016

Australian Slinky

Where you're taking a shit, and your mother call your name, so you suck the shit back up and you go and finish on the living room floor

''Damnit mom dont force me to give you an Australian Slinky''

by vagina god 69000 August 31, 2016

Australienated

When a person suffers discrimination or ridicule, based purely on the fact that they are Australian.

I was kicked out of the Buzzfeed meeting after I suggested an article for "23 delicious new ways to enjoy Vegemite". I guess you could say I was Australienated.

by g30gg@ng4real$ October 19, 2016

Australia

The Land of Deadly Creatures:
The one continent on the planet where at least 97.9 percent of the wildlife won't hesitate to kill your ass. These animals in question include:

The most aggressive and venomous species of spider (the Funnel Web)
A snake with venom so strong, one drop can kill 250,000 mice (the Taipan)
A goofy looking bird that can rip your stomach open with karate kicks (the Cassowary)
A funny looking mammal with a toxic spur on it's back leg (the Platypus)
Steve Irwin's bread and butter (the Saltwater Crocodile)
Baby eating wild dogs (the Dingo)
Australia's national animal that will either strangle you or gut you with a well placed kick (the Kangaroo)
And the single most venomous animal on the planet (the Box Jellyfish)

Needless to say, you're risking your life when you travel here

Guy 1: Did you hear about Tom, he went to Australia and got killed by a crocodile!
Guy 2: I thought he was bitten by a funnel web
Guy 3: Well, I could've sworn he was stung by a box jellyfish

by Metallicajunkie October 15, 2018

Australian Skin Cup

n: the act of forming a bowl out of your ball skin in the shower, letting it if fill up with water, and then having your significant other drink from the makeshift skin cup of ball water

“Hey babe, can I drink from the Australian Skin Cup tonight?”

“I want to take a sip from the land down under”

by Big Gustavo November 20, 2019

Australian Letter Bomb

A potent mixed drink, usually part of a late-night drinking session at dive bars or pubs between a young bogan and his friends, often consumed as a statement of strength. The drink is made as follows:

1. 3/4 Schooner (425ml Beer Glass) VB

2. 1/2 Schooner Goon (Fruity Lexia) do not put red wine in it trust me
3. And a shot of rum Bundaberg Rum
4. Drop the shot into the Schooner and slam it down

Bogan: Can I get a Australian Letter Bomb?
Bartender: What's that?
Bogan: You work in a bar and you don't know what and Australian Letter Bomb is?

by DanUnda March 3, 2020