Ass clown

A person who doesn't use common sense.

did you turn off the water. Stop being an Ass Clown

by Zmon June 29, 2015

Ass Clown

A person who avoids responsibility. Doesn’t make any effort to better themselves. Very unreliable.

1: did Ass Clown get a car yet?
2: no

by SnuppPup July 6, 2022

Ass Clown

An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.

Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.

"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.

by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018

Ass-clown

An ignorant walking shart

Who let this stupid ass-clown in here?!

by blacksunbird April 18, 2018

Ass clown

a qualified clown that is trained to perform tricks deep inside your ass

''did you see that Ass clown ? ''

''yeah he is amazing , His tricks the clowns ass ''

by clusterfudge December 14, 2014

Talentless ass-clown

An insult to say to a clumsy person with not much hobbies and/or lives a sheltered life

Pompous rich lady: at least I have a career! You're nothing but a talentless ass-clown!
Man: (silence)

by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025

Ass clown

A man who supports his wife through IVF treatment and then abandons her and blocks her on social media when you find out she’s pregnant after years of infertility while you told her how much you wanted a baby.

Only an ass clown would abandon his pregnant wife to go drink in the alley and snort adderall

by Wackytobaccy3000 October 29, 2021