Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

To pull an Ashlee Simpson:

1. To make a fool of yourself by getting caught doing a deceptive or untruthful act (such as lip syncing) and blame it on external circumstances such as acid reflux disease, a drummers timing pressing a button, track performance order etc. To pull a genuine Ashlee Simpson one must "do a hoedown" (or some similar bizarre and out of place act) once caught.

1. That dumb bitch just pulled an Ashlee Simpson!

Ashlee Simpson (to pull an)

by Vladimir Poontang October 16, 2007

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Ashlee Simpson Threshold

n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response of, preferring to listen to the music of Ashlee Simpson.

I cannot listen to Green Day, Coldplay, or the Killers anymore. They have all breached my Ashlee Simpson Threshold.

by Mike MacLellan Esq. June 21, 2006

Tackling Fat Ashlee

Masturbating in front of the mirror while wearing Sam's under pang....

You won't believe it! I caught Uncle Sauce "tackling fat ashlee" again.

by The guy from ya sista's joint April 13, 2010

In your Ashlee Era

You start saying well alot, do weed, and are over all just in your ashlee era

Danny: omg im in my you era rn
Ashlee: How
Danny: *sends a picture of a cart
Ashlee: WHAT?? YOU SMOKE NOW?
(i have to put this in cause they didnt let me submit it without saying the word🙄🙄 In your Ashlee Era)

by idekanymoreee November 5, 2022

Ashlee

A very confusing person .When you get to know this person she is still quiet but crazy .And a slut for iceys , But still known loyal (sometimes) when it comes to relationships if you plan to cheat she will already know so she would cheat on you first before you can.When she has friends she always never forgets to have a bond with them privately or publicly, but that’s rare cause she’s also a piece of shit to her friends basically makes her a bad friend:)

Example: ashlee gets rude to kid named Brian

by anonymous November 21, 2021

Ashlee

I hate her, they're on TikTok all the time. Mean to others and doesn't mean it. They cannot do anything right and overthinks everything they're doing. Cannot take a compliment to the point it gets annoying. Ashlee if you're reading this, stop overthinking everything I am just a person behind a screen. (also learn how to spell)

Person 1: Hey look who it is!
Person 2: its the drama queen Ashlee

by <3Phone July 25, 2021