April 27

National fight a bitch day , the only day of the year is legal to fight a bitch

Hey Karen! It’s April 27th....

Karen: CAN I TALK TO THE MANAGE-

by Stupid anxiety October 26, 2019

April 24th

International protect women day. We need to protect women because of the Tik Tok trend "International Rape Day" which is absolutely disgusting.

1: Hey, you know what day it is?
2: No, what's today?
2: It's April 24th or International Protect Women Day because International day is disgusting and any one who takes place in it is horrible!

by LOGGYBEAR April 22, 2021

April 24

National consent day

Johnny: Hey susie do you want to have seggz tonight?
Susie: no
Johnny: Why not?!
Susie: first of all no means no, second of all it’s april 24th - national consent day

by whyareallofthsusernamestaken April 19, 2021

April 2nd

April 2nd is for the people with the most amazing sense of humour, as they are too bad-ass to be born as April Fool's babys.

Hey, did you hear about that Steve kid that was born 2 minutes after April Fool's ended, on April 2nd?

Yea, he's a BAMF

by Jon Hung March 31, 2010

20 April

Is the day where kings and queens are born

20 April is my favorite date

by MezQueen September 9, 2020

April 9

National fuck your friend day

Can I fuck you on April 9th please it’s a free pass

by April 9th fuck ur friend March 25, 2021

April 2

This person is amazing

And can accomplish anything she puts her mind to. Everyone else wishes that they were her.

Her birthday is on April 2.

by A person no one knows November 23, 2019