Andra

Andras are a lot of fun. They have a tendency to draw little furry (they really really love fur) animals in other people's exercise books when they're not looking. They are afraid of Germans and vain French people. Andra may mean "second" in Swedish, but they always come first in more ways than one. Aside from fur, Andras love high fashion, reality-shows and children. What a strange and mysterious person an Andra can be. But let me warn you, once you get ahold of one , you'll never want to let go.

1. I Andra was dead, she wouldn't be here.
2. Andra is sleeping with John Galliano.

by "Nietzsche is dead" - God April 6, 2009

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andrea yates

Proof that you can murder your entire family of children and not suffer one ounce of consequence thanks in whole to the United States Criminal's Justice System. "Sentenced" to a mental hospital for whatever couple of years it takes before she is free again, like her children are not.

Proof also that there is no way to stop an established mentaly ill person from having more and more babies at her now divorced but "supportive" ex-husbands' demand.

America the beautiful.

Andrea Yates filled the tub with water and beginning with Paul, she systematically drowned the three youngest boys, then placed them on her bed and covered them. Mary was left floating in the tub. The last child alive was the first born, seven-year-old Noah. He asked his mother what was wrong with Mary, then turned and ran away. Andrea caught up with him and as he screamed, she dragged him and forced him into the tub next to Mary's floating body. He fought desperately, coming up for air twice, but Andrea held him down until he was dead. Leaving Noah in the tub, she brought Mary to the bed and laid her in the arms of her brothers.

Oh yeah, she's redeemable.

by justicefornone July 27, 2006

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San Andreas

Best Grand Theft Auto game EVER. Makes 3 and Vice City look like pansies.

Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is the best game on Earth!

by TeHbEsT August 4, 2005

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San Andreas Fault Line

The San Andreas Fault Line is a sexual maneuver where a male spreads his partner's buttcheeks and proceeds to defecate in his partner's spread buttcrack. Once he has finished, he then presses his partners's buttcheeks together. He then proceeds to shake his partner's butt in any way he can, which can include but is not limited to shaking or slapping. While he is doing this, he is screaming "EARTHQUAKE". After he is finished, he calculates how much feces escaped the buttcrack during the earthquake and gives it a rating on the Richter Scale.

"When my girlfriend said we should go to California to see the San Andreas Fault Line, I didn't expect an earthquake THAT big."

by MuhProphecy January 26, 2014

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