Alvin

You are amazing at Warzone. You never have shit stains in your drawers. You’re either slim and fit or morbidly obese. Your musically inclined. You are most likely the hottest guy in the room but also the biggest guy in the room.

Time to hop on the game, we need an Alvin

by ShortStrokes_LongLasting November 23, 2021

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the guy I met in 2020 and became the person I love since then, who until now could not be mine. many are telling me to quit but I can't, I know he will never love me back but I'm so hard to forget him. I hope someday you can be mine even though I realize I'm not your type. written by nefira in 2021

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by nifa November 24, 2021

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An Alvin is very short. Usually mean towards everyone, specifically tall people because they're jealous of their height. Alvins lie a lot and deny the most obvious things (Denying the fact that they're short). They're also bullies. If you know an Alvin go and tell him that he's short and mean!

Girl 1: Do you know that new kid Alvin?
Girl 2: Oh yeah I heard he's short and mean...
Girl 1: I heard he punched someone!!

by fkenfklnerklllllllllf November 24, 2021

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An FAG married to JESSICA but dated BIANCA, KATRINA and HANAHA.
Slept with TAURIEN DALEY though.

Why are you being such an ALVIN!!
SAM: because we all lived with ALVIN LOL

by THAI 💩 April 27, 2025

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A person so extremely cool and imposing that their aura excretes onto other people, demanding authority and power from their peers.
They love to roll their sleeves up and undo their top shirt button in the middle of winter.

Did you see that guy? He's so Alvin!

by Impactored May 13, 2025

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