Altoona

A kick-ass town in Iowa. Only 15,000 people, altoona holds a theme park and a casino

Altoona's Fucking awsome

by thaman1010 April 9, 2011

Albuquerque Almond Joy

When you blow chunks on your partners face and then you ejaculate in her/his mouth giving it the chunky consistency of almonds and the creamyness of coconut. And then they in turn shit the bed for the chocolate surprise.

I was totally railing this chick and I gave her the biggest Albuquerque Almond Joy I have ever seen.

by Honkey Tonk Bizmark January 10, 2010

Almon

Someone that needs to shower more and learn how to shut up.

Wow Almon, you smell.

by Glockin Speil December 27, 2008

Almond

(Al-mond) Pronounced: "All" "mund"
Verb. A term known for the feeling felt when combining Marijuana with Frangia (find meaning elsewhere).

"Man, I just wanna get 'Almond' right now."

or

"Did you see that girl's face, she was totally Almond."
"Yeah man, too much Frangia and Bud is never good."

by SAMFRANCANDLEEBAKE November 18, 2011

Sloppy Almonds

A sexual act that involves going balls deep into your partners ass andjizzing before pulling out. Upon removal the girl will then proceed to use her tongue to scrape up any remaining splooge or poop that coats the ball sack. It gets its name from the shape that the ball sack takes on when fully submerged in the poop-hole.

Skank: Oh my God, what smells like shit?

Whore: Sorry, I had some sloppy almonds at my boyfriend's during my lunch break. Didn't have time to brush my teeth.

by sarcastictongue March 2, 2012

almond joy

A situation in which a man's testicles might shift to a position that is very uncomfortable and requires adjusting.

Rick totally forgot how deep my car seats were the other day and gave himself an almond joy.

by destructoid user February 25, 2008

dutch almond

This is when any individual extracts gas from the anus region and proceeds to trap the victim under a blanket and/or sheet, resulting in suffocation of the victim.

"AHH IVE JUST BEEN DUTCH ALMONDED, HELP"
"MY HUSBAND WOULDNT STOP DUTCH ALMONDING ME LAST NIGHT"

by Dutch Almond February 29, 2016