Alexander

A man with lots of swag.

If you go through life without an Alexander by your side, your life is going to suck, plain and simple. They are humorous, easy going, fun to be around and sweet. Always keeping the cute, kawaii wholesome vibes with them no matter what they do. Although they may have a cold exterior, once you get to know an Alexander, they are warm, expressive, affectionate and cute as fuck. Always cracking up jokes, moaning but thinking it's funny (and it is, somehow). Always looking for mischief. Prone to getting into trouble with the law, but with an Elise by their side, they might be able to keep Alexander in check. Don't get on an Alexanders bad side though... and an easy way to do this is to hurt someone they care deeply about. If you wanna get on an Alexanders good side, tell them you LOVE Ariana Grande, being wholesome and being affectionate. You guys will automatically click.

Find yourself an Alexander!

Jessica: "Oh my gawd, that man is sexy and full of swag!!! And that fart he just ripped, phew, it blew my mind... he's so HOT!"
Amanda: "Right?! Must be an Alexander... but he's mine! I call dibs!"
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All girls fight over Alexander

by kittyelise April 22, 2021

Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Alexander Hamilton

Hottest bisexual founding father

Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw, that guy is as cute as Alexander Hamilton!

by Mrs.Alexander Hamilton Miranda October 17, 2017

Alexandre

Alexandre is always an athletic man, he usually practices masculine, physical and tactical sports, genuinely martial arts or team contact sports. He is equally intelligent as kind. He always devotes his time to those he sees are worth it. He will never give up on you when you truly need him. Most of all his is loyal and will never loose a friend he has without purpose. Alexandre’s are genuinely shy around girls yet confident and fairly popular in a community. He genuinely has a taster for fit brunettes. Alexandre’s have a very unorthodox way of approaching physical situations especially in physical encounters and situations. He will only choose the best option that benefits him and his allies. Alexandre’s will always protect thier family and friends not hesitating to place thier lives at risk to do so. Alexandre’s are genuinely tall and athletic and incredibly strong. They are generally black or browned haired. Never risk your relationship with an Alexandre because his memory is as solid as steel. But he will always forgive you if he sees fit. And will always do so if it is something petty. Alexandre’s are genuinely wealthy and live a great and long life.

Eliz:”that Alexandre dude is really fit”

by Ralph Baker-Ronin July 28, 2019

Alexa

The most amazing friend anyone could ask for! She is hilarious and will make you laugh until your stomach hurts! If you are friends with an Alexa, don't ever become ex-friends, for you will regret it! Her laugh will make you laugh, and you will have an amazing time whenever your with Alexa. She is a caring friend and can always help out whether its with drama, or if you need someone to carry your book. Alexa is awesome

Girl 1: Did yousee what Alexa was wearing? Such a slut.
Girl 2: Don't say a word against Alexa! She is amazing! You just wish your were her friend!

by greatwisdom34500 September 11, 2016

Alexandra

Jesus.

Alexandra can walk on water if she so chooses.

by humbleol'me February 8, 2012

Alexandra

An Alexandra is a beautiful human being. She cares deeply for her friends and supports them unconditionally . She may have a quiet voice but when it comes to facts she speaks loud and clear. Don't forget to show her some appreciation ,so that she knows that you care about her. Sometimes she doesn't recognize her own strength and you need to give her a little nudge for motivation. Often her mind works in mysterious ways and you wonder "What is going on inside their head?" An Alexandra listens attentively and never fails to remember every single detail. She remembers things that you have forgotten about yourself, which surprises you. In conclusion : get yourself an Alexandra

A: This reminds me on that one time when ...

An Alexandra : You mean that one time when ... * starts telling your life story in detail

A: Right...

by Periodtqueeeen April 19, 2021