alarm clock

A monster that screams at you in the morning until you make you make it shut up or put it back to sleep. After it stops screaming, it compels you to get up and get ready for the day. Some say it's witchcraft, but it could be made by warlocks.

Alarm Clock: GET UP!!!! RAWR!
Person: *says sleepily* Ugh. *turns off alarm clock*

by saltine._. May 11, 2017

alarmingamber

The best person in the world. Most likely a streamer that deserves to be partnered. If a streamer has a very positive community :)

AlarmingAmber is the best streamer ever. AlarmingAmber is a nice person.

by Ur avg toe daddy October 15, 2020

alba-deprived

when you constantly miss alba and feel that spending one more day without her might be fatal for you

i havent seen her for a few hours and im already feeling alba-deprived

by flowerbromance January 1, 2022

Book Alarm

Similar to the common alarm clock it is designed to wake up the recipient; the main difference being that a book is used (as opposed to a shotgun) by a second person and most commonly with a great deal of force. It is similar to a cock slap except that the relevant genitalia is replaced with a large book.

Christoph was asleep in Geography so I used the old book alarm to get him up.

by 5f17dd871da April 2, 2010

asian alarmclock

its when you throw a math textbook in the air making it crash to the floor and wake someone up

man i missed my math test and the next day my dad asian alarmclocked me butt fucking early in the morning to study

by TextileSmartass November 2, 2014

spicy alarm clock

when you are woken up by a hand job

My Monday morning improved significantly when Susan woke me up with a spicy alarm clock.

by crimlaw September 22, 2016

Akbar

An arabic word which literally translates to mean Great; The root word for Akbar is Kabir which means the same thing but is particularly applied towards one of the attributes of God, and means "The Greatest." Akbar on the other hand simply means Great.

Most commonly known by the phrase, "Allah-hu Akbar" which means, "God is Great."

The word Akbar is commonly used throughout Iran, Pakistan, and India as a name for a person.

The most famous person with the name Akbar, would be the former Emperor of India known as Akbar, The Great who was a Mughal Emperor, the son of Emperor Humayun, the son of Emperor Babur, who was a descdendant of the great Emperor Timur Lane from the area in and around present day Uzbekistan.

Most commonly known by the phrase, "Allah-hu Akbar" which means, "God is Great."

by Intellectual Idealist June 1, 2006