alaskan mummy

when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.

dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up

by alaskan mummy March 17, 2009

Alaskan Cornucopia

A blow job with pop-rocks in the mouth of the person sucking.

Steve: Dude! have you ever thought of having someone giving you a blow job with pop-rocks in their mouth?!?!

Daniel: You mean an Alaskan Cornucopia?

by Siegeis April 25, 2010

Baked Alaskan Pipeline

When you have anal intercourse while using rubbing alcohol as lubricant. The giving party then takes a lighter and lights the receiving party's b-hole on fire.

Billy B's girl needed a skin graph after he gave her a Baked Alaskan Pipeline.

by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Alaskan Bottle Opener

When a man wraps his legs around a girld and ejaculates in her mouth and screams "I have herpies".

Jane and I had the best Alaskan Bottle Opener last night.

by Michael Ryzuk October 19, 2011

Alaskan hippy van

An Alaskan hippy van is when 2 old chicks and a random old guy find a old hippy van somewhere and the old guy shoves a hot coal into 1 of the chicks pussy and fucks the shit out of it and then takes another hot coal and puts in the other chick and fucks the shit of of her then he fucks them both in the ass and he takes all the juices and puts them in a blender to blend it up and then he puts the mixture of juices and heats it up over a fire then they all share it

Me and joey were walking home yesterday and some 3 old people having an Alaskan hippy van that shit was fucked up

by The flaming dildo February 11, 2014

Alaskan Fitzgerald

When a girl gives you a blow job with ice in her mouth

Dude she gave me an alaskan fitzgerald last night and my cock FUCKING FROZE! it was great

by Joesph Richards October 19, 2008

alaskan hussy

When girls, usually insecure underclassmen, wear fuzzy boots or uggs and short shorts/mini skirts, even in the dead of winter. Their legs are usually perfectly tanned too, through the process of fake-baking. From the dog breed alaskan husky,suggesting these girls are no better than dogs.

Ignorant boy:Hey dude, check out that alaskan hussy. She must be freezing, but she looks hot.

Alaskan Hussy: Do you guys love me yet??

Girl who is actually wearing pants: Wow, tell that skank to put on some clothes, she looks like an Alaskan Hussy.

by directmysail December 6, 2009