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AFKness

When a girl keeps on afking in battlegrounds or world pvp.
Maddnes WHY ARE YOU AFKING???
HELLOOOO?
PHONEEEE?
WHAAAAAA?
SEPUUUUU?
AFKNESS
by NotSepu September 12, 2020
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AFK

Away From Keyboard , Pretty much meaning they arent on their device
Roblox player 1: AFK Roblox Player 2 : Okay ill wait for u to be back so we can grind
by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 5, 2022
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AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.
“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”
by TimeTickler July 15, 2023
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AFK

When someone leaves their game character watch nothing until they come back.
Character: "..."
Character: "..."
Character: "..."
Character: "..."
*1 Hour Later*
Character: "..."
Player: "Brought me some doughnuts! I went a little bit afk."
Character: "..."
by like_if_u_gae March 3, 2021
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AFK

AFK, also known as Away From Keyboard, is a term used by many gamers and computer enthusiast as a way of saying "The person is not able to respond, usually due to physically being away from their keyboard."
ME: "Hey Cross, are you ready to start?"

YOU: "Cross is AFK, want to wait or just start without him?"
by CrossNotMinded December 18, 2023
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AFK-er

An AFK-er (pronounced "AY-eff-KAY-er") is a person currently experiencing AFK moments, i.e. the inability to have screen time to watch YouTube. There are certain risk factors of being an AFK-er, e.g. being born into an AFK tribe like the Amish or Baduy tribe. In addition to that, being of young age (read: still being a child) also increases your risk of being an AFK-er due to external factors like screen time limits imposed by parents.
Ever since his family moved to the countryside, Jake has turned into a total AFK-er—no YouTube and no gaming, just chores all day!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
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afk

away from kungarna
Why didn't Erik respond in the chat? He is afk!
by One of the kings December 31, 2016
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