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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.
The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.
by LordViper June 27, 2021
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adopt

when somebody takes someone else in as their own
i asked my older friend to adopt me when they are 18 so i can call him daddy without it being weird
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Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!
Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot
by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022
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Adopt me

This is the worst game you can play. If you play this game your a orphan who cant find there home and you are lgbtq+ also you
I play adopt me and I can’t find my home
by Some dojd September 20, 2021
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adoption vibes

by your great grandpa March 28, 2022
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adopte

Adopte, the biggest gays of all gay. But adopte is not as big gay as it seems, it has a bigger gay of the gaying gays. Gay

Gay
"Yo, that man is pretty adopte"
"I'm coming out as adopte..."
"thats some adopte shit"
by Adotpe November 14, 2018
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Adopt me

Adopt me is a role play game where you can get eggs and adopt pets and babies but really it’s full of scammers.
Person 1: i got scammed in adopt me for my Fr bat dragon
by I love birds123 April 14, 2023
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