Surprize Adoption

This is the act of shouting surprize right before you kidnap someone thus making the kidnaping legal in a court of law.

Surprize Adoption Scenario1: *guy kidnaps girl*

Girl: HELP!!!

*guy gets caught, is thrown in prison and gets raped for life*

Surprize Adoptin Scenario2: *guy shouts surprize before picking up girl unwillingly* Girl: I like surprizes!!!

*They all lived happily ever after*

by The Riktor Scale September 23, 2011

Adopt Me

A haven for scammers.

Adopt Me absolutely sucks, except if you’re a scammer.

by KiiboBestRobotBoi December 5, 2022

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021

Express adoption

Most of Batman‘s kids

Dick Grayson’s, Jason Todd’s, and Tim Drake’s adoptions we’re all express adoptions./Alfred call the guy.

by ThePandaRedd August 4, 2022

adopter

Person who adopts.

Adopter.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Ur Adopted

The thing that someone says whenever they are about to lose an argument so they say the most petty thing imaginable, "ur adopted"

some random shit...
"ur adopted"
"ok"

by Flordian Definitions December 5, 2023

adopter

Human beings who adopt other human beings.

My adopter is a good person.

by Coldandhot October 14, 2023