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Gary Flores: hey doc whats the professional term for when somebody is fucking retarded

Doc: autism wautism
by freddyfatbear August 14, 2023
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Autism Jeans

An informal slang term that Refers to the notion that autistic people, or people on the spectrum in general, are more likely to wear jeans if given the choice. jeans may be substituted with khakis given the circumstance.
Guy 1: hey, I talked to the guy you wanted me to yesterday, are you sure he's autistic? seems fine to me.
Guy 2: I've been around him for a while, trust me. The dude stims a ton, can't take a hint to save himself, and is more than willing to talk your day off about Union Pacific trains if you give him the chance. He's even got the autism jeans to match.
by mr_klikbait September 26, 2023
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Autism Chat

A chat including: Taihan, Chrystal, Cookie, Ka, Alcatraz, Isabelle, Charlie, Gonzo, Viper, Arzo, Razor, And the Rest of Taihan's wanna-be thugs. (Viper actually pretty gangsta tho)
Alcatraz: Who the hell changed the chat name
Ka: Taihan
Taihan: Go fuck yourself
Viper: Both of yall shut the fuck up aint nobody wanna hear yall
Cookie: JoIN mEH
Isabelle: Who the hell put me in this chat
Charlie: Idk anyone here except Taihan
Alcatraz: Taihan <Insert task for him to do>
Taihan: -cries-
Cookie: -le slap with sandal-
Arzo: da fuck
Gonzo: Tuff life Rex xD
Taihan: SHUT THE FUCK UP GONZ
Cookie: LaNgUaGe TaIhAn
Taihan: Sowwy mama
Cookie: STOP CALLING ME MAMA
Taihan: Oki Mama :>
Cookie : . . .
Cookie -3-
Note: This is an example of the shit that goes on in the Autism Chat
by ZypherCreator May 24, 2020
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Autism on a stick

Some would say randomly ayo jack you got autism on a tick which means you are a make a wish kid sitting on stick wondering how you get rid of the illness autism
Ayooo Aaron you got autism on a stick

Aaron was very depressed cutting him self while

He was still trying to figure out how to get rid of his make a wish illness to this day sadly
by Dickhead mcfucknuts December 8, 2021
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situational autism

When someone suddenly becomes unable to function in select situations. Typically around a celebrity or an attractive woman.
Tom: So, as I was saying, this new stimulus bill...
(Attractive woman walks in)
Tom: ummmmmm
Hot Chick: Excuse me?
John: Sorry, Tom suffers from situational autism.
by tom.van May 2, 2010
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accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic
Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
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Autism

by Big Differ Ket sniffer November 10, 2020
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