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alphabet poop

there is poop in my (alphabet) soup!
P1: man i gatta go
P2: NO NOT THE-
P3: it seems your alphabet soup is now alphabet poop
P4: press F to pay respects
by yardardar April 5, 2021
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alphabet queer

Someone belonging to the ever-growing group of letters LGBTQ...................

Someone who does not know their ABCs and is confused about life.
1-Hey did you hear the added two more letters to LGBTIQ?
2-Who did?
1-The alphabet queers!
by Holden Tudiks sw July 19, 2023
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Word, The Alphabet

by Glaciam March 10, 2020
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Hepititis Alphabet

A big exaggeration on a person whom has more than one type of Hepititis.
Dude dont tap that she has the Hepititis Alphabet
You can never trust any girl with the hepititis alphabet
by anal pimp July 10, 2010
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Alphabet Brain

CNN, MSNBC, NPR, AP. A person with a worldview that is almost strictly made of information from the news networks listed above. Often easily offended while discussing politics or the economy.
Don't mention politics around the new hire Jim, she is super nice but has "alphabet brain".
by Larry V Hanbul August 10, 2023
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kundian alphabet

The Kundian Alphabet is used by Kundians in the Kundian Civilization
only true sigmas can learn the Kundian Alphabet
by the kundian May 21, 2023
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alphabetical obligations

Bobligation: (1) What Robert is required to do. (2) Da binding agreement to either have short hair or make something undulate.
Cobligation: (1) A mandatory action regarding da center portion of an ear of corn. (2) Something dat a male swan must do.
DOBligation: Refers to an instance where you have to state when you were born.
Fobligation: Da mandatory use of a large object to attach to your watch-chain.
Gobligation: Where you need to gather scattered material and combine it all into one lump.
Hobligation: Local building-code regarding da metal food-warming platform in yer fireplace.
Jobligation: (1) An edict dat states dat you must be employed if you are able. (2) Where an employer is required to hire you and keep you on his staff unless you either quit or are convicted of a work-related wrongdoing.
Lobligation: An agreement dat states dat you hafta throw something.
Mobligation: A rule dat requires a large number of da available residents to gather in a group.
Robligation: (1) See first example at da beginning of this list. (2) Where someone is required to steal, break-and-enter, etc.
Sobligation: Where you hafta noisily shed some tears.
Most alphabetical obligations make little sense in real life, but they are fun to say and amusing to think about.
by QuacksO June 9, 2020
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