Alpha Hag

The primary hag within a group of homosexual men. She is known for dominance over any other hag introduced into the group, and is favored over any other hag. The Alpha Hag is often the most aggressive type of hag, and knows how to keep her gays from the threat of another hag stealing them away.
It's often said that in order for one homosexual man to meet another, he must go through the Alpha Hag for approval.

I was trying to get this guy's attention but his Alpha Hag kept me away - guess she didn't like me?

by CRizzle11 June 18, 2011

Alpha Chad

An Extreme type of Chad, Somone who doesn’t care at all about anything else and all the other chad feel intimidated around him. He’s somone who would do 100 push-ups then shotgun a beer, after that Make-out with a hot chick

Damnnn bro you such an Alpha chad

Do you know my man David he’s such an Alpha chad

by Crazy tuner September 1, 2020

Alpha Retard

A mentally handicapped individual who rules over the other mentally under developed in a group. Such behavior is very similar to what is seen in Apes where the Alpha Male plays a dominant position

"The Alpha Retard rules over those other retards with an iron fist..."

by Marvelous 4 Eva July 6, 2003

Alpha Can Knee Won

Word Puzzle for "I'll Fuck Anyone" Write it out and trick your friends.

You: Read this, Friend. (give friend piece of paper with phrase written on it)

Friend: (reads aloud) "Alpha Can Knee Won"

You: Hehe

Friend: I'll fuck anyone

You: Hahaha

Friend: Dammit!

by X23 October 14, 2008

alpha chi sigma

A respectable co-ed professional chemistry fraternity. While many fraternities are hell-bent on drugs and alcohol, the brothers of Alpha chi sigma are truly dedicated to academics. There are many professors and Nobel Laureates who are brothers.

frat boy: I'm gonna get laid tonight at the party. What are you doing?
alpha chi sigma brother: Studying for my o-chem final and finishing up my research. You know, gotta get into med school.

by Laura5216987 March 22, 2008

Alpha Omega Epsilon

A professional and social sorority for engineering and cs majors. The girls are very smart and down to earth. Although they are sought after by intelligent, witty, and otherwise attractive young men their primary goal in college to get a degree, not a husband. And hey, you can't spell awesome without AOE.

Guy 1: "Your thermo tutor is gorgeous, is she a Zeta?"
Guy 2: "Heck no, she's an Alpha Omega Epsilon."

by Vallory Raye May 15, 2011

alpha kenny body

in other words
I'll fuck anybody

if you say it out loud and fast.

"I'm a whore, so Alpha kenny body"

by Mellisa November 29, 2007