alien nut

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross
dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!
by john doe March 18, 2004
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Alien Juice

Alien Juice is a combination of a Magnum Forty Ounce and two Four Lokos with the flavor of your choice. Conveniently priced at $8.23, this combination of beverages is a one way ticket to total obliteration. It the the premium choice for a baller who also happens to also be on a budget.
Alien Juice is an $8.23 obliteration.

I was on the Alien Juice train last night, and it was most definitely the wrong train to be on.
by Boss Sauce February 27, 2014
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legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.
by Captain69 December 06, 2007
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Alien dick

I alien dicked that bitch last night.
by Mi Yung January 21, 2009
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Praying to the alien

To give a blow job. Named because it looks like someone is on their knees with their hands in front of their face, like in church.
Samanthan was praying to the alien when my mom walked in, , not very cool.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
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Alien Attack

When aliens from another planet attack this planet called earth.
Josh will survive the alien attack. Fat moms and skinny business men will not survive the alien attack. NFL football players will indeed survive the alien attack.
by Kind sir September 25, 2006
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loving the alien

Giving a blow job. Similar to praying to the alien, but not necessarily done from the kneeling position.
Sorry we're late, but Maria was loving the alien in the car on the way over. I had to slow down for safety.
by Nathan Burns September 15, 2006
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