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adoption shit

when you take the kind of shit that makes you want to adopt kids
Adoption shit: I just took a shit that made me want to ADOPT!
by vegetable_television December 26, 2010
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Adopted

A orphan who was raised in a non-biological family

Most adopted kids tend to come from third-world countries and picked by pasty white parents who own yachts and private jets. You can easily tell someone is adopted because they naturally reject common stereotypes of their foreign race and are abnormal in general.
i.e. A swole southeast Asian boy with Rolex and dumb haircut.
Adopted kids tend to not do well in school or have bad social skills despite how they garner popularity in some cases. This is due to their 1% rich skim milk parents raising them with too much love until the kid becomes spoiled milk. Somehow, these kids survive in real life because of how well off they are: having parents back their asses up.
Not all adopted kids are rich. Some can be poor and abused by their parents. However, adoption services aren’t evil as bureaucrats, so poor adopted kids are extremely rare
Me: How does that Asian kid get bad grades?
Friend: Dude, he’s adopted...
Me: No wonder he’s a cringy hypebeast!
by Not Adopted February 13, 2018
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adopt me kid

A children who plays adopt me in roblox, a game that uses bots and making roblox laggy, full of scammers. Adopt Me is being hated by most of the robloxians.
Ligmaballs1234: ey u wanna play phantom forces

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Both: what a adopt me kid.
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adoptedmotherfucker

An adopted male who is still in possesion of there penis who has intercourse with there mother who adopted them....BIATCH!!
I adoptedmotherfucked my mother who adopted me.
by Father Christmas November 4, 2004
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Adoptee

Her birth mother did not want her, so she became an adoptee and was adopted by a loving family.

This adoptee is quite and very loveable!
by A Female Girl April 21, 2007
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