Screen-Snorting

Screen Snorting: The act of receiving a snap (only from my gorgeous queen of a woman Amilia) and finding the sender (once again my sexy ass mf Amilia) to be so god damn fine that you must take a hit of the screen, a snort of you will. So you cock ur head back and rail that line of pure gorgeousness.

Girl (Amilia): *sends snap*

Dude: *screen-snorting immediately*

by Baller2424 September 26, 2023

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Snort A Skeleton

When your cocaine hits like the ashes of your friend’s grandfather

Yo, I think tonight I’m tryna snort a skeleton

by noelmillerfanboi December 19, 2019

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Gutter Snort

When an off-color or particularly sexual comment or joke is made, the other party laughs so hard they snort. This is more pleasing when the comment is innuendo because the party’s mind goes completely and immediately into the gutter causing the raucous, nasal vibratory exasperations.

KStax: I’m thinking about coming up there tonight if you’re up for it.
Sheeshberry: Just bring some Plan B then!

(Gutter Snort!)

by KStax December 5, 2023

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Court Snort

When Amber Heard uses a tissue for far too long and snorts cocaine

Person 1: Hey did you see Amber Heard do the Court Snort?
Person 2: Yeah! Wonder how she didn't get fucked up though.

by Charon9977 May 14, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Mother, May, I, ANgel Jose RObles, SNort Cocaine Because It emulates Confidence And Without It, I, ANgel Jose Robles Will Die Instantly With realizing the feeling of the word "'Confidence'"<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

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