asshole privileges

The right to sarcastic, mean, and/or rude comments every once in a while. Everyone has them but you cant abuse them

Person 1: "Wow, you fucked that up. You're so stupid!"
Person 2: "Dude, don't abuse your asshole privileges."
Person 1: "Yeah you're right, I have been kind of mean today. Sorry."

by zo101 December 03, 2012

Karen Privilege

A single or group of primarily middle aged, middle class white women who feel they are entitled to whatever they want. Often see with a short cropped haircut.

That group of soccer moms were really flexing their Karen Privilege when refusing to leave the city park even after the cops threatened to arrest them.

by UCF_RosenKnight April 23, 2020

oldest privilege

The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.

by Coastiewife May 08, 2017

Weight Privilege

The desire that successful dieters have to lord their weight loss over the less privileged

Yo, man, stop shaming Brucie with your dumb weight privilege. We get it, you lost weight, and now you think you can be a dick about it. Damn weight–privileged attitude!

by old_standardized_tester October 23, 2018

Pretty Privilege

George not found.

George has such a pretty privilege dream gets him whatever he wants

by Ghostbursblue May 08, 2022

A White Privilege

The cheapest draft beer in a bar

Hey Joe, what can I get you? I'll take a white privilege, thanks.

by WhiteFlower December 13, 2014

Black privilege

An easy way for people to believe that they aren’t being racist by saying that black people have more privilege than they do, when they themselves aren’t innocent. Believing black privilege exists is like believing it rains when the clouds are angry. When someone says black privilege, they’re most likely referring to stereotypes based off of their own anger. Just because Darius gets big money now playing in the NBA doesn’t mean he gets a free pass automatically because of his societal standing. Black people still live in section 8 housing

Person 1:”Oh! Tyrone with his black privilege. Look at him getting into Stanford for being black even though he failed all his classes.”
Person 2:”And Clayton laundered money from all of his local businesses and is still seen a regular. Piss off cause that sh*t is hypocritical.”

by Falcondescribed April 04, 2021