(noun) - An online gamer who jumps from lobby to lobby of gamers they don't know, but have previous gamed with online, in order to quickly join a gaming lobby and obtain a more solid Internet connection by making the unknown lobby leader the "host".
by The King Nick November 16, 2010
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by Phoenix2222 April 3, 2009
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Get the Societal leech mug.Person who continues to brown nose/kiss ass even above the extreme to where everyone sees it. Usually a work situation or a guy kissing the never to give it up girl.
by Taterhead December 12, 2008
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dude, why are all my old girlfriends now listed on HIS facebook page? he's never met them and they live ten states away... that dude is a facebook leech.
by austinmodhouse January 2, 2009
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Person A: MattandDavid tagged me in a tweet, and now I have 1263 followers!
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
Person B: How comes?
Person A: I re-tweeted and tagged them non-stop for 14 hours, so I think it's a payback thing.
Person B: You utter Tweet Leech.
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When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
When a person attempts to ride the coattails of a joke that someone else has just made. The leech joke will, in one-hundred percent of cases, involve the same basic premise as the original joke, though the leech may slightly alter words to attempt to inject some degree of originality into proceedings.
The leech-joke will commonly receive:
a) a few charity cough-laughs
b) a look of confused disdain from everyone within earshot.
c) a violent reprisal
A Social Example of a Leech-Joke in Practice:
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
(To group at table)
Ted: ... so essentially what she's saying is that she did not notice a vas deferens between either..
(raucous laughter)
(at same table, seconds later)
Derek: (loudly) Yes, because they both had penises, but neither was very different, at all!
(Cue coughing and shoe-gazing around the table as fellow diners try desperately to avoid eye-contact with Derek.)
by NutsNGum September 13, 2011
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