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dinner and a fuck

1. a date for couples when there is absolutely nothing worth seeing playing at the theaters or if they have seen everything worth seeing.

2. when people hit it off really well have dinner skip the movie and have sex.

3. humorous expression for when you like someone so much you just want to skip the bullshit wine dine or be wine and dined and fuck them.
"honey there's nothing playing in the theaters cmon karate kid remake with jackie chan? lets just have dinner and a fuck.

"omg Jenny, Thomas took me to Les Bistro last night I didn't even care about time travelers wife I just wanted to have dinner and fuck him"
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i give a fuck 

Even though I don't want to give a fuck and should not give a fuck I love those fuckers and will ruin my life for them.
I don't give a fuck, but I give a fuck; fuck me.
i give a fuck by GAFJEDD October 14, 2017

suck a fuck 

The act, which most girls have secretly honed for as yet unknown reasons, of completely collapsing with a single word a seriously hot moment, which would ordinarily lead to fucking.
Joel (kissing Emily's neck): So what now honeybuns?
Emily: Pizza?
Joel: Shit Emily, you really sucked the fuck out of that situation!
suck a fuck by cheddarfloor April 23, 2005

Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch 

To Want To Fuck, But Not Fuck A Random Stranger. ;)
"Go Fuck A Fucking Duck You Bitch, I WANT TO FUCK YOU!"

couldn't-give-a-fuck book 

A ficticious item that can be used in sarcastic replies to people who tell you something that you really couldn't give two shits about. Especially useful for people who work in customer-facing roles eg. bouncers, security guards etc.
Guy: I really need to get in that club!
Bouncer: You're not coming in.
Guy: But my friends are in there with my ID...
Bouncer: Ah ok, well let me just write that down in my couldn't-give-a-fuck book...

Give-A-Fuck Bay 

The place one should always dredge their care.
"Allow me to dredge some care from Give-a-fuck Bay"

fant a fuck 

having a fantasy fuck.
Your fant a fuck is the Person that you can never have, but fanatsize about fucking.
fant a fuck by G-Knockers April 16, 2011