Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.
1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"
by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024
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Platypus

Perr~er, no, Peter the platypus is a platypus, except with more vibrant colors and he's got blue fur.
He battles an evil, uh, (what is he a giraffe? look at his head~) he battles a giraffe named Doozlesquirt (I don't even know how to spell his name in the first place, so it's fine.) Doozlesquirt always seems to lose 'cause he feels the need to put a self-destruct button on everything due to his extreme lack of intelligence.
Person 1:

"Perry!
He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action!
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
(Dooby dooby doo-bah)
He's a furry little flatfoot,
Who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay!
He's got more than just mad skill,
Fe(Wah-ah-ah)
He's got a beaver tail and a bill,
Fe(ah-ah)
And the women swoon whenever they hear him say-a-a-ay"

Perry de Platypus: "rawr"

Person 2: drops to the ground
by welcome to flordia December 23, 2019
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Platypus

A metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Corporations are a platypus
The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus

Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
by Thyrsus May 30, 2020
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baby platypus addiction

defined as ones addiction to baby platypus

used as "i have a baby platypus addiction
by SMart@ss101 May 30, 2023
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Platypus

When you insert an egg into the vagina and immediately fuck the egg into oblivion.
"So how was the sex, dude?"
"Man, it was wild. She let me platypus her."
"No way!"
"Hell yeah, I scrambled those guts."
by QueenGoblin September 7, 2020
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Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.
its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus
by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022
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