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Jesus

Jesus is a smart, tall ,funny boy. He loves to play and is caring. He has Short Brown hair, has dark brown eyes and has a cute smile. You should be lucky to have a Jesus by your side.
"Whos that???"
"Thats a Jesus!"
"No way!"
"He's so cute!"
by My cute Jesus bf April 21, 2019
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Jesus

The greeatest most hottest person u will ever meet. He is super kind and he will always have a place in my heart he is super easy to love. By the way is a code name for Emmet.
Lily: who do u love
Emma: Jesus
by Emmaforlife February 25, 2019
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Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.
Jesus is the one not to mess with.
by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018
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The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns
Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..
by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020
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Jesus

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!
by SisSISsis January 14, 2019
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Jesus

Daddy that birthdededed me
by Ohhh dadddyyyyyyy January 6, 2019
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Jesus

A kindle fire charger with ears and a tail that sings for you
by theonlygrlwhoowndatwrld2872 November 13, 2020
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