Jared Dixon

bald.

Person 1: Who’s that bald guy over there ?
Person 2: That’s obviously Jared Dixon.

by someone who isn’t bald November 21, 2021

Alex Dixon

A fucking legend

You see that guy over there thatd Alex Dixon He is a fucking legend

by Dixncider June 13, 2019

Sloppy Dixon

To give an extremely messy blow job. Usually under a desk or in a public shower.

My wife gave me a sloppy dixon at work when she came to see me during lunch break.

I saw ol boy giving coach Rob a sloppy dixon when I walked into the showers after football practice.

by X3Trickster July 6, 2018

dixon jong

Ancient Malay for sexual deviance that motivates one to literally have bags of dicks in their mouth. Unimaginable thirst for the dick.

Dixon Jong, you wanna do some work for me?
*silence*
Oh, sorry don't speak Malay.
*silence*
Cool - busy eating a literal bag o' cock - I'll come back later.
*silence*

by Yeet Yo Dong April 30, 2019

Dixon Ticonderoga

it sucks

give me that Dixon Ticonderoga i need to write

by imabsolutelynotdrew February 13, 2018

Hailey Dixon

Hailey is not like any other hailey, yes she is just as amazing as it says and she’s more, she’s gorgeous, and the best person you’ll ever meet, she’ll stick up for you and be a great friend to you, Hailey has no problem calling people out on their shit and can also help them fix it. She is independent and has no problem fighting for what she thinks

Person 1: who is that hot girl over there?
Person 2: oh that’s Hailey Dixon

Person 2: OH SHIT did you just see her punch that guy?!?

by It’s them June 2, 2023

jayden dixon

A cute freckle face boy with braces.

Ouu you see him he looks like a jayden dixon

by Gatorade Gatorade jadeorade May 13, 2019