Bonnie Love

The worse and most deadly succubus this world has seen, being far more evil than satan, far more lustful than Slaanesh, and far more diseased than Nurgle, beyond an avengers level threat, she has threatened to find her friends nephew who is barely of legal age, just to fuck him, and having done it with 1000 men, in just one day, planning to go for 2000 men in the same amount of time, with no rules, no safe word, no regard for her own life or the herds of sheep-men marching toward their doom, if any man on your life mentions interest in participating, or interest in her in general I urge you to make them seek help, from a therapist and a priest, for lust incarnate has taken hold upon their soul, and if you can not, either from them not listening or you not having the funds or means to, then kill him, for death by stabbing or gun or infinitely more merciful than them having their body split in two by all the diseases they WILL contract from Bonnie Blue.

Person 1:Yo dude did you see Bonnie Blue is doing a two thousand man challenge?

Person 2: I have, it’s a shame any human has drawn themselves to such a thing, to drag others down with themselves to hell.

by Oxorgan luvor June 12, 2025

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Bonnie McGregor

A girl with and incredibly long nose who has an unusual fondness for young children. She typically found lurking around the perimeters of kindergartens.

"The ground is shaking?!"
"It must be Bonnie Mcgregor quick hide your kids!"

by Jenna_tols April 16, 2024

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My Bonnie

The song that is everyone’s jam, that unites all kekkers around the world tOgEtHeR. Say these words and next thing you know you start a devoted choir

Timothy: “Hey, what’s up?”
Ethan: “I’ve been grooving to My Bonnie lately, wanna join?”
Timothy: “Sure! Let’s invite Koh”
Timothy, Ethan and Koh: “My Bonnie lies over the ocean.....”

by ePiC AiDs September 12, 2018

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