A Mighty Zeus is when you hook up your junk to a car battery before having anal sex.
" I gave my ex a Mighty Zeus last night and boy was she shocked!"
by The Whitehead September 7, 2018
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You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
I gave Susan the Flaming Zeus last night and she loved it...I think
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
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Having no idea what to do with one's umbrella when entering a building. Often after walking in the rain.
He felt nice and dry walking to his house, but Zeus's peril struck him with great intensity when he saw his carpeted floors.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
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When two umbrellas awkwardly bump into each other while their owners are walking through the rain.
The two met with Zeus's kiss before separating to opposite sides of the sidewalk.
by Manw/2Faces March 7, 2022
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Not allowed to use Zeus’s thunderbolt at any circumstances to the average player experience better.
-What is the national no Zeus thunderbolt day?
-It’s the day where all Fortnite players can enjoy the new season in fairness.
by OfficialFortnite March 10, 2024
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This means that someone wasn't loyal in a relationship. It references the greek god of the sky, Zeus, who always cheated on his wife Hera, goddess of marriage*see what they did there?*, with other guys and gals.
"My boyfriend did the Zeus to me!!! He cheated on me"
by barcelonalocalwhore November 8, 2020
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