October 31

Guy 1-“Hey did you show Boston your tits today”
Mia Khalifa-“Of course you know I live for October 31”
Guy 1-“I forgot, think I can go now”
Mia Khalifa-“I think he’s a little busy with Riley Reid but he should be free soon”

by PeNeGaNg October 30, 2019

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March 31

March 31st is get naked and run around the world day. Come one y’all have fun.

BILL: OMG WHY ARE YOU NAKED?!!!
You: It’s march 31st

BILL: oooh sexyyyy come here baby gurl and give me some ass

by ze_pain8 March 30, 2021

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October 31

National hug anyone and see if they hug you back! Its really in the name but it’s hug anyone and see if they hug you back

Nick: *Hugs lizzie*
Lizzie: Why did you do that
Nick: it October 31st
Lizzie: oh yeahhhhh *hugs nick back*

by Lilbigboy700 October 25, 2019

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October 31

National January Day

“hey when is January”

“oh it’s on october 31st”

by Mike Bellow October 25, 2019

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March 31

March 31 is brenda Miguel's birthday so go say happy birthday to brenda !

Friend: its march 31!
Me: yeah! It's my birthday
Friends: happy birthday brenda!

by Brenda :)) November 3, 2019

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31 39

Used by scientists and nerds to call somebody Gay.
On the periodic table (atomic numbers) , 31 is Ga and 39 is Y .
Put together, these create 'Gay' or 31 39.

You: "Hey Marco, you're 31 39!"
Marco: "Maybe I am... "

by SpicyGuac October 16, 2018

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