January 21st

the day all noobs that suck toes were born

she sucks toes she’s definitely born in January 21st

by sushi mama October 15, 2019

February 21st

February 21st, also known as punch-a-Preston day. Only February 21st of every year, a Preston can get punched as much or as hard as anyone can, without consequences.

Dude, did you hear it’s national punch-a-Preston day!
Yeah man, February 21st is gonna be lit!

I’m gonna rock Preston’s world with these fists bro!

by Johhny Long Rockets February 20, 2020

21st base

Giving yourself a blow job. Then your penis blows up. And then the world blows up. And a penis takes its place.

Friend Isn't that just 20th base but extreme?

Me:Fuck yeah it is. 21st base is better though.

by Please. Stop. April 4, 2017

April 21st

April 21st is the day you break up with your significant other.

Boyfriend: I’m breaking up with you

Girlfriend: Why I love you please don’t
Boyfriend: I’m sorry it’s April 21st which is National Breakup Day

by Pooperman696969420 April 20, 2022

April 21st

The day everyone is bored

Bob:Ugh it’s April 21st.
Stacy:Let’s just take sleeping pills to make the day go away.
Bob:HOW ABOUT ALOT SO WE NEVER EXPERIENCE THIS DAY AGAIN?
Stacy:You’re Right!

by BREATH AIR NOT VAPE June 14, 2022

July 21st

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.

“Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”

by stankgingerluvr July 21, 2021

21st of January

21st of January is national fuck my boy bestie day

It’s the 21st of January so we need to fuck my boy bestie

by Suckmedickkkkk92822 November 10, 2020