Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.

My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."

by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021

Laser Throat

A painful throat condition similar to that of having lasers shot at your throat.

Connie can't come out because she has laser throat.

by stutterisland May 9, 2010

Laser Pointer

A laser that lases things.

No, it’s aaaaaaa LASER POINTER!!!!!!!!

by iabast November 20, 2020

Rabies Laser

When a cat or dog has glowing laser-like eyes, from the reflection of a camera flash, or car headlights.

That dog has the Rabies Laser. Get out of the way, or he's going to get you with that shit!

by Satan's Little Muffin January 20, 2013

Laser Engraver

The object that teacher Mr. Bloede received on the first day of Christmas. Along with mr. Miller, this is his favorite toy to have interactions with.

On the first day of Christmas, my true love came to me. A laser engraver.

by Thisismyurbandictionaryaccount August 13, 2019

laser heel

is when performing a front side 360 pop shuv while flicking a heel flip on a skate board

he just landed the laser heel of that se

by xXKHAOZXx October 30, 2007

Laser Bitch

Some bitch who shines a laser in your eye, possibly born in 1984.

"Ah I cant see because that Laser Bitch got me..."

by Rynoburrow January 14, 2013