Plank

A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.

Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.

A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?

B: She’s a plank.

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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.

D: Walk the Plank!

by Bricked March 12, 2021

plank me wank

The traditional greeting between frequent plank wankers and their plank wanking kin.

"Plank me wank" said the plank wanker to the wanker of planks.

by Chief Plank Wanker Of The Wanker Of Planks May 13, 2004

plank

Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

Dude, you won't plank that police car!

by Planking Professional July 9, 2011

Drift Phonk

Subgenre of Phonk, famously known for the excessive use of cowbells.

Person 1: Do you like Phonk?
Person 2: Yeah bruh I love the cowbells
Person 1:Dumbass that's Drift Phonk

by Sm0ked0ut October 29, 2022

Plank Stomp

The act of stomping on some idiot planking for photo purposes.

Look there's someone planking, go and plank stomp them

by M4rilynM4ns0n450 July 28, 2011

plank spanking

Masturbating while planking.

A cop caught me plank spanking at the Lincoln Memorial and now I have to register as a sex offender. That is what I get for living in a country founded by prudes.

by Dont_touch_that_button April 18, 2014

Plank Wank

To perform the act of masturbation while laying on ones stomach then hold onto the ejaculation until rolled over to thus clean up the ejactulation.

Woah dude I had the best plank wank watching James OAT.
Jordan and Patrick were seen Plank wanking together!

by ThyReginator November 26, 2017