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Raging Stand

Another colloquial description of a male erection.
Man, I have such a raging stand right now!

Everytime I see Britney she gives me a raging stand!
by violinists_rocK August 12, 2008
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magazine stand

A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.
"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."

"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"
by Evac156 February 24, 2005
mugGet the magazine standmug.

Rushing the stands

when you have to shit so bad you rush to the bathroom just in time and open the flood gates
"Dude where'd you go?"
"Sorry i was rushing the stands."
"Oh shit, literally."
by Trax45 April 19, 2017
mugGet the Rushing the standsmug.

standing wheelbarrow

Sexual Position. This position should only be tried strong partners, literally. The female starts out on all fours ( a pillow can be placed under her arms for comfort). The male kneels behind her and grasps her ankles lifting them slightly off the ground (her legs remain bent at the knees) and he penetrates her . He can completely straighten his legs or leave them bent slightly. He must balance her body and control the movement at the same time. If you can pull this position off you are well on your way to becoming a sex god.
Babe, you never want to try anything new. Can we please try STANDING WHEELBARROW? YOU'LL LOVE IT!
by Clitcommander99 January 28, 2017
mugGet the standing wheelbarrowmug.

Sophia-Stand

The Sophia-Stand is a gymnastics pose using blocks (wooden blocks with squares at the top to be used for skills such as; press to handstand and tuck). To do the pose you put your head in-front of the blocks on the group and grab the blocks with your fingers facing away from you. Now you slowly get up to a headstand.
Oh look! Natalie is doing a Sophia-Stand!
by Samuel_Johnson123 April 7, 2023
mugGet the Sophia-Standmug.

standing ovation

when you got 'the clap' so bad u cant sit down.
nigga fucked Lateesha now he gettin a standing ovation. respect!
by KFED April 30, 2006
mugGet the standing ovationmug.

standing o

Jessica recieved a standing o after singing in the talent show.
by Little-Red March 13, 2010
mugGet the standing omug.

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