happy burrito

1: The act of having sex in a sleeping bag.
2: Being happy and rolled in your blankets

Phil and Marsha had a happy burrito last night in there tent.
I am a happy burrito

by AlsaineandSvenie December 26, 2014

laundry burrito

Made with clothes piled on the bed then wrapped up in a bed spread to make use of the bed possible.

The mood was broken by the need to pause to clear the bed and make a laundry burrito.

by artsy rev April 22, 2014

Rainbow Burrito

n. It is magical, glittery love at first sight. It is rainbow, it is burrito. Hold on to your damn fucking taste buds, tell them to fucking chill, and grab your napkins. This is stuff dreams are made of .

"I'm sorry you're feeling down dude, how about a Rainbow Burrito?"

by rocketsound November 29, 2013

Choking the burrito

When someone squeezes their penis tightly in hopes to have it fit into a tight hole that naturally developed in a wall.

George thought that choking the burrito would help him become intimate with a hole that appeared in the wall, directly in his view as he sat on the toilet taking a shit.

by Neeomboo March 27, 2019

Burrito Bussy

The result of eating a burrito before getting slammed by your bros.

"I probably should've laid down a tarp, that's one helluva a burrito bussy you've got there"

by C3H8_Accessories May 6, 2022

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006

Burrito

A sexual act in which a male inserts his penis into someone's anus who proceeds to flatulate until orgasm is reached.

I heard Chris and Sam ate some chili and then went off to make some burritos.

by heemknowz July 9, 2010