ren fester

noun. Defined as an American who either works at the Renaissance Festival or attends the Renaissance festival. If a man, he is out of shape and has long hair and a beard and makes Simpsons and Monty Python references constantly. If a woman, she has a muffin top and wears clothing that doesn't fit and does not shave her pits. Ren Festers also have a penchant for speaking in phony British accents while drinking Mead and Cider Beer. They also enjoy traditional Celtic music and dress, such as Druid capes and kilts. Ren Festers also like fantasy novels and play a lot of Dungeons and Dragons.

Look at that guy in cape drinking Mead! He must be a total ren fester.

by Znara March 6, 2008

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Ren and Stimpy

One of the greatest cartoons ever made. A precursor to other crude toons (i.e. Beavis and Butthead, South Park, etc). New episodes airing on the New TNN are even better and uncensored (unlike the originals that aired on Nickelodeon)

Did you just see what happened on The Ren and Stimpy Adult Party Cartoon? OMG!

by Jimmy C July 13, 2003

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Ren yi Xiang

A formerly geeky guy with glasses and likes chicks. He is a skinny guy who does comical things in his school. He is a huge simp for some particular chick. After that chick cheated on him. He stopped being a dork and ended up as a chad cool guy.

Girl 1: Hey is that Ren yi Xiang? What happened to him? He looks changed.
Girl 2: His girlfriend cheated on him and broke his heart beyond repair that he ended up from a geek to cool guy.
Girl 1: What a hoe? How could she do like this to him? Still I prefer the new Ren yi Xiang.

by Kotarojujo069 February 20, 2022