No U

Typically used by 13 year olds as a shitty comeback. Almost never works. Also used alongside the uno reverse card meme

Kid 1: yo mama so fat I'm standing on her right now
Kid 2: no u
Kid 1: oh shit he just pulled a pro gamer move

by Cravin Moorhead-Nick Gerr January 14, 2020

No u

The best comeback to all roasts ever

Person 1: Name me all of your friends! Oh wait, you don’t have any! Ahahahah
Person 2: No u
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOH
Person 1: -_-

by Krazy Boi December 25, 2018

No u

Usually said by rich white bois this word is something that people use to comeback at you quick and is honestly. Kind of fun.

Gotcha man!
No u!

by Stiky licky dicky February 23, 2019

no u

The ultimate comeback if your getting roasted hard fam and your respec will be raised by at least 2.76 marmaduke ass chicken bitch

You say "u mum gay" i say "no u" I win

by Top lad callum innit June 28, 2018

No U

the best comeback ever in existince

friend: ur mom gay lol
you: no u
friend: *dies

by CoolxZx1155 May 31, 2018

No U

What 3rd graders say when they get called gay or when their friends say that their mom is gay and their dad is lesbian

“U gay” said Dan the 3rd grader
“No U” said mike

“U mom gay and u dad lesbian” said dan
“No U” said mike

by Bennieboy 67 May 21, 2018

no u

"no u" is the worlds best answer to every "ur mom gay". It also is very good for answering the higher forms of "ur mom gay" such as "ur dad lesbian", "ur ancestors incestors", "ur god a frot", "ur niece obece" and so on. But be very very careful using this word, it could make someone die instantly.

U: I hate u Johnny
Johnny: Ur mom gay
U. No u
Johnny: *dies*

by SnoopDroog June 5, 2018