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drain jellyfish

When a man jizzes into any basin of water, such as a sink, toilet, shower, or bathtub, and the jizz coagulates into a cohesive, gelatinous mass floating underneath the water - the resulting load of semen resembles a jellyfish.
Eww dude is that a drain jellyfish? Let me use a different sink.
by ioctl April 6, 2016
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like-drain

While on Facebook, a "like" catches your eye and an hour later, you realize what you've been doing.
Yeah, I just got sucked into a "like-drain". I apologize for my news feed.
by Fracken McKracken February 20, 2011
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Drained the beanbag

The phrase used to describe the action of accidentally having children.
Hey Chris I think my life is over, I drained the beanbag with Cindy.
by CON-CON_24 June 14, 2021
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WaterBox Drain

Noun:
A valve in the circulating water system that under normal operation keeps ocean water in the condenser from flooding the pit
I forgot to close the waterbox drain before turning on the circulating water pump and we flooded the pit and the basement
by Hayops March 28, 2019
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Draining the juice

The sexual process in which a female literally drains a man of his milky protein shake by making him climax continuously to the point he which he can climax no more.
Ex). Person 1: How was it last night?
Person 2: Man it was crazy. She just kept draining the juice.
by thechocolateangel June 2, 2015
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Money Drain

A person (usually a woman) who can walk into a grocery store for one thing, and end up walking out with twenty fucking things!
Dammit woman, I'm broke again, You're such a Money Drain! Let me just pull another Benjamin out of my ass!
by Haywood_Jablome February 22, 2020
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draining the moat

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Also a sexual euphemism.

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Thanks awfully for the cucumber sandwiches my lady but I fear it is now time for draining the moat.

Sorry?

I need to take my corgi for a walk.

Pardon?

It's time to get my valet to lower my trouserings so I may lift my drawbridge and take care of the teathings.

Are you coming on to me?

No my majesty!

Pity.
by gnostic1 September 24, 2012
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