zybort

One who takes up space in a physical sense but otherwise contributes nothing to the surrounding social atmosphere.

Wow, she is quite a zybort.

by Chris Colquitt January 10, 2008

Zygote Tag

Tagging a photo with the name of a person who isn't there, often tagging a mother's belly with the name of a child that wasn't born when the picture was snapped.

My aunt Betty keeps uploading pictures of my mom when she was pregnant -- she zygote tags me then makes some crack about how I ruined her body. Not funny.

by San Pablo Juan January 25, 2010

Zygoris

The man who considers virgin mary to be overrated

Zygoris: Panagia is overrated

by Holy Zafeiriou Bible December 7, 2021

zygorff

The greatest word ever!

Dude that's such a zygorff!

by BrandonLikesDudes May 23, 2022

Zygorious

Strange in a good way.

She wears a clip on tail.....THATS ZYGORIOUS

by Sillyskunk!~ RAWR ;D May 26, 2010

Zygotic episode

“Polite but meaningful phrase” to convey that a couple were trying to conceive a child. Coined by a contributor to Barbara Wallraff's Word Fugitives column, The Atlantic Monthly, March 2008.

Henry and Elizabeth had a zygotic episode.

by Zvezdochka September 3, 2011

Risk a Zygote

Verb. When a woman lets you cum inside of her without wearing a condom.

1: "Wow, you and that guy were going at it for a while!"

2: "Yeah, the sex is so good with him, I'd Risk a Zygote."

by Creeper McGee October 4, 2013